Sunday, May 6, 2007

Nightly Wrestling Haiku


Brutus the Barber
Is no longer a Beefcake
since parasailing.

5 comments:

Fat Dizzle said...

Brutus was my favorite wrestler- please give a brief recap of what happened to him while parasailing. Im curious.

Greg Ostertag Body Spray said...

On Independence Day in 1990, he was parasailing with some of his friends, and the boat took off too early and he caught a wicked knee to the face. His whole face had to be reconstructed and he was out of wrestling for a few years. When he came back he usually wore a mask or a full beard to mask his face.

Greg Ostertag Body Spray said...

He also was arrested a couple years ago at a Boston bus station for leaving a bag of cocaine on a bus. Someone thought it was anthrax and they had to evacuate the entire station.

Mookie said...

Hopefully we will see the former Booty Man shaking his booty in a couple weeks.

Fat Dizzle said...

Interesting. Tough break for my boy Brutus.