Thursday, May 10, 2007

a Byrd of its own feather




Lets put an end to the debate about just how Marlon Byrd has affected Major League Baseball. There's almost a John Cena-esque split among baseball most hardcore fans - half of them saying that Marlon Byrd will lead us to baseball's downfall, with the other half endlessly praising Byrd's every passing of wind as if it were the Emancipation Proclamation.


Facts are facts, people. Baseball attendance has risen EVERY YEAR since Byrd has joined the major leagues. Every. Single. Year. Lets never question Byrd's prominent place in sports history again, okay, people?

2 comments:

Dennis Wilson said...

I often take my kids to local PNC Park when the Nationals are in town just so they can see the greatest player of our generation.

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