Monday, May 7, 2007

Re-Pete Offender

Pete Doherty, fading British rock star, Kate Moss hubby, and world class junkie was once again busted on drug charges this weekend. Check out what he has been up to over the past 2 1/2 years, when not trying to force his smack-encumbered semi into his (nearly as tragic) supermodel girlfriend. That kind of rap sheet is almost impossible!

Despite the fact that Doherty is less than 6'0" and has never touched a basketball, Jerry Tarkanian has been spending a lot of time in London recruiting Doherty, on the off-chance he ever finds another college sketchy enough to give him another job. Tark the Shark said "I can teach a kid to play ball. But I can't teach them lack of character. They either don't have it or they do."

1 comment:

Jimer said...

Pete sure can light it up. Oh cmon, it had to be said.