Nightly Wrestling Haiku

When wrestling him
Do not headbutt Junk Yard Dog
Only yours will hurt

Nightly Wrestling Haiku

He is Jim Neidhart

His friends call him The Anvil

You are not his friend

Nightly Wrestling Haiku

Barry Horowitz

Compensates for lack of heat

By patting his back.

Nightly Wresling Hiaku

The only thing Flair
Does not do gracefully is
Age. He is old. Wooooooooooooo.

Nightly Wrestling Haiku

Brutus the Barber
Is no longer a Beefcake
since parasailing.

Nightly Wrestling Haiku

Zack Gowen cannot
Lose in a battle royal.
Two feet must hit floor.

Nightly Wrestling Haiku (Tremont Edition)

Telegraphing a
Back body drop can result
In a sunset flip.

(thanks to GOBS for the guest spot!)

Nightly Wrestling Haiku

The only thing that
Is vicious about Sid, is
This leg injury.

*Warning, It is fairly graphic*

Nightly Wrestling Haiku

One half of Strike Force
Be on the lookout for the
Flying Burrito.

Nightly Wrestling Haiku

He jumps, he kicks, he
Gets arrested with pot. He's
The whole effin show.

Nightly Wrestling Haiku

I always say my
Prayers, and eat my vitamins.
I am such a mark.

Nightly Wrestling Haiku

Superfly Snuka
Got whacked with a coconut
While on Piper's Pit

*Video Below. The racist views of Rowdy Roddy Piper towards Samoans is in no way a reflection of SYHD's feelings about the great people of Samoa.

Nightly Wrestling Haiku

Scott Steiner does not
Use steroids. His small testes
Come from genetics.

Nightly Wrestling Haiku

Dibiase says
Everybody has a price
Million dollar dream.

Nightly Wrestling Haiku

Ravishing Rick Rude's
Real name is Rick Rood? What a
Rude awakening.

Nightly Wrestling Haiku

The Mouth of the South
Eat your heart out Rick Springfield
Jimmy Hart owns you.


*extra points if anyone knows what I am talking about. Click here to refresh your memory.*

Nightly Wrestling Haiku

He's a country boy
You don't go messin' with him
He beat up midgets.


(He's Hillbilly Jim by the way)

Nightly Wrestling Haiku

Chavo Guerrero
Apologize to Grandma
Where did Pepe go?

Nightly Wrestling Haiku

Why was Valentine's
Elbow so much harder than
Everyone else's?

Nightly Wrestling Haiku

I can't figure out
Why Snitzky is always wet
I bet he smells bad.