Tuesday, May 8, 2007

The Hills Have Some New Topography

C-list reality star of MTV's The Hills, Heidi Montag was "spotted" showing off her new...uhhh....bikini.

The "candid" pictures of her frolicking with her boyfriend Spencer (who ranks right below Jeff from Saved by the Bell on the Douchebag Boyfriend Hierarchy) are transparently staged, but would we expect anything else from Speidi?

Clearly though she does not wish to heidi her new assets. They are going to go a long way in helping her score that inevitable "Girls of MTV" Playboy spread in a few years.

Johnny Dakota, is there any way we can get Hills Season 1 co-star Brian Drolet to comment on this situation?


JohnnyDakota said...

Spencer might be a douche, but at least he doesn't make out with random chicks at the Attic, while Heidi crams for her photography class.

Mookie said...
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Mookie said...

That's why I ranked Spence below him. Any word from Drolet yet?