Wednesday, June 20, 2007
Obligatory Reggie Theus/Hang Time Joke
For those who don't know former Saturday morning sitcom head coach Reggie Theus has signed on to coach the Sacramento Kings. I hope he knows that the motivational techniques he used on Theodore "Teddy Bear" Brodis will not work on Ron Ron Artest. Theus, always an out of the box thinker, has denied that he will bring a top female basketball player on the team, so Rebecca Lobo can stop waiting by the pay phone that she now lives next to...it ain't gonna ring. Lastly, Dick Butkus is foaming at the mouth, waiting for the opportunity to take over for Theus sometime after the second season.