Memo To Pac Man Jones

Pac Man in Trouble Again

Dearest Pac Man,

I know this is asking a lot, but can you please find some new friends. It seems as if your entourage has some sort of infatuation with causing trouble. I know it's difficult to cut your whole crew, so if you want to keep chumming around with them I think it you be in your best interest as well as that of the public and Titans fans if you could stop going to strip clubs with firearms. I know a lap dance just isn't the same if a stripper says "Is that a glock in your pants or are you just happy to see me?" and then you can'y actually say it's a glock and then pull it out to show her, but is it really worth all of this mess simply for a sight gag?

Sincerely,

SYHD