The Daly News

After playing golf with a scratched face last weekend, John Daly explained that his wife tried to stab him the previous night while he was sleeping. However, today, we find out that his wife now claims Daly was wasted and tried to sexually assault her. After she rejected his machismo infused advances, she claims that he began to scratch his own face so that it would appear she attacked him. Who are we to believe? Did John Daly pull a Markie Mark from "Fear" and start beating himself to stage an assault? Or did the wife play the "alcoholic" card and use Daly's well-known past drinking problems against him? Either way, I think it is safe to say that Daly is a "scratch" golfer.