Friday, June 15, 2007

Houston, We Have a Problem

Former NBA slug Byron Houston, perhaps inspired by Eddie Griffin's foray into jerking and driving, was caught choking his chicken in his car. Houston how has now done something more notable than his entire NBA career. In a related note, the Cincinnati Bengals, trying to find the next Antonio Gates, are looking to sign him. Ba Dump Bump.

2 comments:

Jimer said...

"Manually manipulating his genitals".. that is funny.

JohnnyDakota said...

His underwear was fully off?? That's commitment.

I would have gone with the headline, "Byron Houston wants you to know he still has his stroke, close to coming [back]."