Turns out my all-time favorite realty show character, Tommy from True Life Jersey Shore, has a myspace account. As you would imagine there are a lot of haters out there, trying to knock Tommy down a couple pegs. Tommy, handles it with all the true class of an Italian-American, responding to one commenter with, "When was the last time you got some ass..........when your finger broke through the toilet paper." Check out the full transcript here.
And just because I love this clip: