Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Cypress Bay High School Girls' Basketball Just Got a Little Nappier

The CBHS womens' basketball team has hired a new coach. IT IS FRIGGIN CONSTANTIN POPA! Former University of Miami basketball star Constantin Popa, who looks like Antonio Banderas except the exact opposite, brings the CBHS girls a 7'3'' frame and a world of experience coping with insults about ones appearance. This will come in handy as at least 7 of the 12 CBHS girls players are nappy headed hoes.


JohnnyDakota said...

“Offense sells tickets and defense wins the game,” Popa said.

He's coaching high school girls' basketball. I love how he's not out to "sell tickets".

Mookie said...

I his five kids didn't inherit their father's offensive game