Wednesday, April 11, 2007
Cypress Bay High School Girls' Basketball Just Got a Little Nappier
The CBHS womens' basketball team has hired a new coach. IT IS FRIGGIN CONSTANTIN POPA! Former University of Miami basketball star Constantin Popa, who looks like Antonio Banderas except the exact opposite, brings the CBHS girls a 7'3'' frame and a world of experience coping with insults about ones appearance. This will come in handy as at least 7 of the 12 CBHS girls players are nappy headed hoes.