The Most Underrated "side dish to order with your meal" is.........a side salad! Come on, you know that every guy has often contemplated the idea of paying a 99 cent up charge to substitute the typical boring french fries for a very underrated side salad. However, the thought of having to say the words, "I will take a side salad" in front of your guy friends has proven to be just too much for some guys. I call this guy a coward. The next time you are eating, sack up and order yourself a side salad. Even if it is at the expense of some of your guy friend's jokes, deep down they know that you made a real power play. However, before I conclude today's daily lesson, I must warn you to be careful when ordering the salad dressing. Nothing sounds fruitier than ordering any type of "fat free" or "light" dressings. Instead, play it safe and go with a solid Vinaigrette. While it is still low in fat and relatively healthy for you, you can still eat in peace and still hope to avoid all the John Amaechi jokes.
http://in.rediff.com/getahead/2005/jan/20salad.htm
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Then why did you always make fun of me for ordering red wine vinegarette on my subway club?!
Now that is just flat out gay. Readers, please disregard mookie's comments and stick to the lessons taught in the original article. Thank you.
Couldn't disagree more with the premise of the article. You can not even make a case for the side salad over french fries, unless health is the deciding factor in your order. On taste alone, it's 49ers vs. Broncos in Super Bowl XXIV.
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