Tuesday, April 24, 2007
I Told You I Want Sausage On My Pizza!!!
A British man, apparently unhappy about the quality of his pizza at a local restaurant, did the only logical act you can do when your pizza is subpar; he jumped up on the restaurant counter, pulled down his pants and cut off his penis. Doctors were able to salvage the severed member, and are attempting to sew it back on. This seems pretty normal to me as I once saw a woman at the Olive Garden stand on her table and lop off her breast because she didn't think her breadsticks had enough garlic salt on them.