There was this man. He would never blog. He would just sit there all night.
They'd say to him "What's the matter Tremont? Don't you write anything?"
He said "What am I going to write, that my baseball team is 4-13 in their last 17 playoff games and my football team is 1-6?"
So they'd say "Shut up, you're always blogging." But in Italian it sounds so much nicer.