Sunday, October 7, 2007

Oh Henry!

Travis Henry is still 28 years of age. He has (at least) nine kids, with nine different women, in four states. Henry is about to be suspended for a season, because of his 3rd failed drug test. I guess I should think he's a great, big irresponsible jerk. Had he stopped at 4 illegitimate kids, and two failed drug tests, I would hate the guy. But siring nine bastards and thrice testing positive for drugs is so completely over the top, that I almost have to assume that Henry is deliberately living his life as a satirical commentary on the state of African American males. If I'm right, his brilliant work beats the pants off of the Colbert Report.

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