Shalloween

I'm pulling for a tragedy or some lesser controversial event to occur from which I can base an awesomely inappropriate Halloween costume off of. Otherwise I'm going to have to resort to the "Friendzone" which will be an awesome costume, but will not make people want to wish painful death upon me and my first born. What's the Friendzone you ask? I would tell you, but I don't want to unleash the genius and sap its originality- though I have a hunch that SYHD reader Bobby Snyder is already trying to steal it.