Since there are ladies reading I'll put it politely. I have undoubtedly already experienced more than half of the climaxes that I will in my lifetime. When I consider that I probably averaged 1.5 such experiences per day from the ages of 14 through 19, 1 per day from 20 through 25 years of age, and probably about .75 per day from 26 through 28 and a half, I estimate that I have had 6,059 of them. Even if I continued at my current pace until I'm 50 (not going to happen), my future climaxes will still fall more than 400 short of that number. I probably can't expect to tally more than 400 after I turn 50, as I will probably either be single and terribly out of shape or have a wife who has become repugnant.
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Are you expecting an argument?
Unlike anonymous, I thought this post was amazing. In fact, it is probably the defining post of this blog. Well done tremont, you rarely disappoint.
You jerked it 45 times a month from age 14-19?
Plus or minus six. I didn't keep records.
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