Ana, Ivanovic You All Night Long

I enjoyed this video of rising tennis star Ana Ivanovic. Not only is Ivanovic extremely nice too look at, but the Serbian house music is oddly intoxicating.

On a creepier note, I developed an unhealthy obsession with Ms. Ivanovic sometime last year. I had a completely fantastical construction of every aspect of her life. Now that she is becoming somewhat famous, I am worried that fantasy Ivanovic will be mercilessly stripped from me with stories on TMZ about her doing cocaine with Frankie Muniz or something. If this happens I may have to kidnap her and keep her in a big jar in my basement.