Friday, January 25, 2008
Want to Work for the Worldwide Leader?
As a public service to anyone who currently works for, or is thinking of applying to that little Bristol-based network, I thought it would be appropriate at this time to recap what is/is not acceptable behavior for keeping ones job intact.
Sending around pictures of your penis like they are an office Christmas card: acceptable.
Trying to spark a debate about the media's possible bias towards black quarterbacks: unacceptable.
Getting completely and utterly shitfaced at a company roast and insulting the savior of over 1/3 of the world's population: acceptable.
Hugging an intern: unacceptable.