From the Uncool Nickname Department...

During the Nets-Warriors highlights this morning, venerable Sportscenter anchor Steve Levy referred to Richard Jefferson as "RJeff". Not only are the first letter of the first name and first syllable of the last name nicknames ridiculously played out and unimaginative, but RJeff just sounds miserable. It's awkward to say and has no flow to it. Back to the drawing board Steve-o. Personally, I think he should be called Dick Jefferson considering that's what he likes in his mouth and in his ass.