Wednesday, January 16, 2008
I don't have any respect for ghosts. They are easily the dullest of mankind's superstitions. Freed from time and monetary restrictions, they chose to spend eternity lingering around their childhood homes or the place of their death. If I were a ghost I would be jet-setting around the world, doing all the stuff that my limited resources wouldn't permit me to do in life. Next time you are confronted by an apparition, let him know that you refuse to allow yourself to be afraid of such a crushing bore.