Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Pacman Strikes Again

We're at the point where getting attacked by Pacman Jones is just one of the hazards of going to a strip club. If your choose to attend such an establishment, you know you run the risk of

  • your lady friend noticing the body glitter on your clothes
  • spending money you don't have
  • a chafed bozack
  • accepting a lap dance from a 40 year old from the Eastern Bloc, with implants that make her nipples look like Curtis Martin's eyes, out of pity.
  • getting beaten and/or murdered by Pacman and his crew.

If any of these things happen to you, suck it up. You knew the deal going in. Nobody wants to hear you whine about it.

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