Tuesday, August 7, 2007

Wang is Slang For Penis, Pass It On



Are all sportswriters and copy editors 100 years old? If not, why do they all keep writing these hilarious dick puns for all of Chien Ming Wang's appearances? Look at the history, brilliantly recorded by FJM.

Now, the Yankees official web Site has the most egregious offense yet. When describing Wang's last start, they decided to go with this gem:

The Royals got a taste of vintage Wang on Friday

Really? Was Billy Butler going to town on the remains of John Holmes? Or did Chien Ming Wang just pitch well?
Funny they should mention the Royals, since earlier they were involved in this sexual act:

Royals To Get A Taste Of Angels' Colon

Basically, the Royals are either a bunch of orally-fixated sluts (especially that Emil Brown), or people don't realize what they're writing. I just can't wait until we get this headline:
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