Just the Thought of It Gives Me a Papelboner

Supposedly Red Sox closer Jonathan Papelbon is throwing a part-slider, part-cutter that he calls a slutter. I feel bad for any chicks out there that are both sluts and cutters because you now have a new nickname. And if you are a slut and a cutter please email me at shootyourhopesanddreams@gmail.com. I'll bring the razor blade and you bring the low self-esteem