Monday, July 30, 2007

The Downright Nashty Prophecies

A while back Downright Nashty scribed that frequent suspension whores, Pacman Jones and Chris Henry should form a WWF tag team. Well Nashty's look in to his Magic 8 Ball has proven somewhat prophetic as it appears that Pacman has signed with Total Non-Stop Action Wrestling (TNA). If he doesn't come out to Fat Joe's "Make it Rain", Gene Kelly's "Dancing in the Rain", or Jesus and Mary Chain's "I'm Only Happy When it Rains" there is something seriously wrong with this world.

Also kudos to a Deadspin commenter who quipped, "Isn't it T 'n A that got him into trouble in the first place."


JohnnyDakota said...

That should be Gene Kelly's Singin In The Rain. Heartfelt apologies go out to our avid readers who also love whimsical musical theatre.

Mookie said...

Good catch...I'll make that change immediately.

Tremont said...

Also "I'm Only Happy When It Rains" was by Garbage.