Wednesday, July 11, 2007
Kige Ramsey quick hits
As one of the few who was found worthy enough to make the Kige Ramsey facebook friend cut, I feel obligated to bring you, the American consumer who is frothing at the mouth for more Kige, some of his news and views straight from the mind this up and coming analytical phenom. Not since Jon Benet has a Ramsey held the American public's attention like this. Without further ado, I give you the gospel of Kige:
"I think that immigration is fine if you you do it legally and learn English. If you do these things I will accept you into our country, I would do the same thing if I went to Mexico to live."
On his typical friday night:
"What do you usually do on Fridays? For me I usually have loads of fun. Which includes but is not limited to Wal-Mart trips, Bowling Green trips, or simply hanging out at my house any one of these things, is good enough for me on Fridays. I know that most of you like to go partying, but partying is just not for me."
On the Beatles:
"I think that the best rock band of all time is the Beatles. The Beatles consisted of John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison, and Ringo Starr. Some of their best known hits are I want to hold your hand, twist and shout, here comes the Sun,hey Jude, all you need is love, help, and please please me.
This is the kind of analysis we have grown to love and expect from Kige. Sports may be the man's love, but that is only the tip of the iceberg. And let me leave you with this: Dan Patrick suddenly and abruptly leaves ESPN the same week Kige emerges from his wood-paneled kingdom. Coincidence?