Two years ago, the NFL brought us the terrific Don Cheadle Super Bowl ad campaign. Earlier this year, the NBA made us suffer through copycat David Blaine promos. Now, much to the chagrin of every male over 21, it appears that Dane Cook will be Fox's spokesman this season's playoff run. I was mildly intoxicated for the All-Star Game tonight, but it seemed he was trying to play the promo pretty straight. It is the height of arrogance for this son of a bitch to even attempt to turn the corner from "funnyman" and try to be profound.
I really thought I had a good rant in me, but at nearly 2AM I don't think it's going to pan out. Suffice to say, he stinks and I don't like him. These promos will be torture for the next 4 months.