Machiavelli Was Right

On this Super Tuesday, I am reminded that perhaps this whole representative democracy thing is a failed experiment. Roger Clemens is deposed by Congress to discuss his steroid use and Arlen Spector is calling for hearings about Spygate. It's embarrassing that our elected officials spend our time and money sorting out which dumb millionaires in tights have an unfair advantage over other dumb millionaires in tights. That should be left for retards like me to debate. It really makes you reconsider the merits of benevolent dictatorship. And suddenly Bobby Knight is available!