Since FJM Decided to Come Clean...

We at SYHD will begin revealing our true identities, one by one (probably to the shock of nobody).

First to be revealed, SYHD frequent comment-leaver, Chief Stickeyback...

(drumroll)

Oh my God, it's Pepe Locuaz!!!!! From Univision!!!

On the next reveal, guest contributer Fat Dizzle will show a clip of himself singing "Strangers in the Night" with Dr. Bunsen Honeydew.